Friday, February 6, 2009

Friday's List: Best PG Movie Quotes

Wow, this was HARD. Trying to narrow it down to 10 was incredibly restrictive. I could come up with 10 great lines just from Ghostbusters. So, I bumped it out to 20, which was still hard. So, I eliminated any that have R-rating level profanity in them, which knocked out some really good ones, unfortunately. But it seems appropriate for a library blog. For a great movie line site, go here.

Top 20 Movie Quotes of All Time:

20) Ball 4... Ball 8... Ball 12. How can they be laying off pitches that close? Major League, 1989. So many great lines in this movie. Uecker was awesome.
19) Strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975. Another movie that could get you 25 great lines easy.
18) Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. The Outlaw Josey Wales, 1976. Classic Clint.
17) Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! Ghostbusters, 1984. Only one of many, but perhaps my favorite of them all.
16) May the force be with you. Star Wars, 1977. Not a top 10, like AFI has it, but deserving nonetheless.
15) Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Animal House, 1978. The AFI list didn't even have the best Animal House quotes on their list.
14) Cinderella story here at Augusta, former groundskeeper comes from behind to lead the pack. Caddyshack, 1980. Another movie that could fill up 25 quotes easy.
13) What we have here is a failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke, 1967. So simple, yet so chilling.
12) It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it. The Blues Brothers, 1980. Ah, Johnny boy, we hardly knew ye.
11) Here's looking at you kid. Casablanca, 1942. Gotta have a Bogart quote in here. It's like a rule.
10) Indiana Jones: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake, Reggie.
Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
Jock: C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya? Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981. Just my personal favorite Indi quote.
9) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. Blade Runner, 1982. Rutger Hauer is an underrated actor, and everything about this movie was fantastic.
8) YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Wienburg? I have more responsilbility here than you could possibly fathom. In places you don't want to talk about at parties, you want me on that need me on that wall. We use words like honour, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to! A Few Good Men, 1992. There is so much more to this line than just the first sentence. And you gotta have at least one Jack Nicholson line in a top 25 list. It's like a rule.
7) Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Gone With the Wind, 1939. Nearly 70 years later, this one still resonates.
6) So i get a job loopin' for none other than the Dhali Lama himself, the bald head, the flowing robes...striking! So we get up on the first tee and he whacks off about a 10,000 foot crevice down into this glacier, a big hitter the llama....Long. So he turns to me and says oonga-lagoonga..oonga-goonga-lagrunga. So we finish 18 and he starts to walk know tries to stiff me and I say 'Hey Dhali! Hey Lama! How about somethin' for the effort you know? ....a little moola' and he says 'Oh there will be no money but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness' I got dat goin for me....which is nice. Caddyshack, 1980. Simply outstanding. Maybe should be higher?
5) We're on a mission from God. The Blues Brothers, 1980. Pretty well sums it up, huh?
4) I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Apocalypse Now, 1979. Who doesn't?
3) Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975. Set the stage for all the inspired lunacy that was to follow, in this movie, in their other movies and in tons of other peoples' movies.
2) I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk? Dirty Harry, 1971. Hard to beat Clint at his best.
1) I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. The Godfather, 1972. Brando at the top of his game takes home the prize. There are tons of lines in this movie that are unforgettable, but this is the one that sums it all up.

So there it is. It was tempting at times to just pick a movie (Ghostbusters, The Godfather, The Holy Grail, etc.) instead of just one or two quotes from those movies, but that seemed cheesy. I had almost 50 lines that could've made the list, and obviously over half of them didn't. Here are my honorable mentions in no particular order:

  • Did we give up when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? No!
  • You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
  • They can take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
  • I think he broke his freakin' neck.
  • You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?!
  • Where's your other hand? In between two pillows. Those aren't PILLOWS!
  • Run away! Run away!
  • I hate Illinois Nazis.
  • I'll be back.
  • Wax on, wax off.
  • So it's sort of social-- demented and sad, but social.
  • Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more.
  • Ya shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My mudder hung me on a hook, once. Once.
  • Ask him about the twinkie.
  • It's good to be the king.
  • Bond, James Bond.
  • Don't drive angry.
  • Get your hands off me you dirty damned ape.
  • Whoa, this is the ugliest hat I've ever seen! Do you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Oh, it looks good on you though. Whew!
  • Say hello to my little friend.
  • In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit-bosses are watching the floor men. The shift-bosses are watching the pit-bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift-bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.

  • So, can you name all the films those quotes go with?

    Have a great weekend!

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